We went to the Blue Mountains and heard the bellbirds call,
Their pure notes were delightful, we loved it one and all.
But then we met a local, she said, ‘I don’t know what to do.
‘These bellbirds drive me crazy, my neighbour thinks so too.’
We said, ‘But they sound sweet and true, there’s nothing to dislike.’
She said, ‘You haven’t heard them all day long, and half the night.’ She's even started thinking that she’ll have to move away,
And she's seen a little cottage up Katoomba way.
We just adore the bellbirds I want to make that clear
Who wouldn’t love a pealing note that’s ringing in your ear?
But when we left for Sydney we rolled the windows up
Their song is loud and echoing and God, enough’s enough.
We came back to Bellbird Crescent in the holidays in March
I was surprised to see some signs erected in the grass.
For Sale! Not one, not two, but three, down by the bellbird trees
The signs said: Charming Cottages! Bush Experience Guaranteed!